About me


Here’s everything you need to know about me…. this is prime stuff if you were assigned a book report/biography in school and somehow managed to chose something I wrote because most of it tends to run pretty short (~10000 words).

  1. I’m a slight bit shorter than most people I know.
  2. I’m a guy.
  3. I am still alive.
  4. I’m known for my ability to give breathtakingly bad advice.
  5. Not only do I know some of the best ways to hide stuff on a computer, I’m also pretty skilled in finding out what someone has been up to.
  6. Favorite color: grey.

And if there are any other questions? Email me at pw@this domain.